Swimming Sperm Germ

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

 - little gray cat theme song
95,940 plays

rhyse:

innocentwaif:

there’s a certain magic to this post

welovekanyewest:

Kanye teaches class at LA Technical Community College.

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

fortegigasgospel:

ktullynax:

nearinginfinity:

redsrumble:

ktullynax:

Never thought I’d live to see Japanese dubbed Ed, Edd n’ Eddy

The best anime

oh my GOD Jimmys voice

jesus christ this made it back to my dashboard

I just heard Ed say kawaii, I have now had the final satisfaction I needed from this show.

wilderwuff:

a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit

pussoliath:

WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE

pussoliath:

WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE